Republicans trade Specter to Democrats
Tuesday, April 28, 2009 | Author: Mad Typist
Apparently Arlen Specter is changing parties and will become a Democrat.

Sources report that in exchange, the Democrats will surrender a first round and third round pick in next year's National Politico League (NPL) draft. Two staffers, known for their pass blocking and coffee retrieving prowess, were also traded to the GOP.

At a press conference, Specter held his new blue jersey aloft (emblazened with #60 on the back), stating, "I'm really happy to be joining this new team. I look forward to working hard, joining the guys at training camp and working on learning the new PR playbook."

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