Cultural Cuisinart

I'm a serious sufferer of road rage. I'm just a frothing, screaming mess behind the wheel, due to the incompetence of my fellow drivers. I thought maybe I was just overreacting, but then I saw this article:

DC Drivers Most Accident-Prone

See? Proof positive that drivers in the DC Metro Area are just the worst. I blame the Maryland drivers the most, as they are the ones most often seen driving like bats out of hell on the Beltway.